Wake up! It’s time for back-to-back 1 p.m. games. Get ready for Knicks-Blazers today at MSG.

Elfrid Payton dropped 20 points on the feeble Bulls defense? All I got to say is come get these buckets, fool!

Whoops! That didn’t work quite how I expected.

Great Expectations

I guess you don’t have to cut behind the most ball watchingest, Elfrid Payton, if you’re Damian Lillard because you can just pull up in his mug from wherever you want to. Something doesn’t feel quite right. I think I may be sick. I need some Elfrid Pepto. Smelling like an L’ing to me.

Knicks by -9

Ordinary fuckin’ people, I hate ‘em.